animalstalkinginallcaps:

‘FÜR ELISE’?  SERIOUSLY?
IF YOU WANT ‘FÜR ELISE’ WE CAN CALL PAUL SANDERS FROM DOWN THE STREET. HE’S TEN. HE GOES TO MILDRED O. SHELTER’S ELEMENTARY. HE CAN PROBABLY WOW YOU WITH HIS HEARTFELT AND SOULFUL TAKE ON ‘CHOPSTICKS’ WHEN HE’S DONE. 
I GRADUATED FROM JUILLIARD, SO THIS IS MAURICE RAVEL’S ‘GASPARD DE LA NUIT’. PLEASE SHOW SOME RESPECT AND STOP EATING UNTIL I’VE FINISHED.

There’s something fairly disturbing about this picture

animalstalkinginallcaps:

‘FÜR ELISE’?  SERIOUSLY?

IF YOU WANT ‘FÜR ELISE’ WE CAN CALL PAUL SANDERS FROM DOWN THE STREET. HE’S TEN. HE GOES TO MILDRED O. SHELTER’S ELEMENTARY. HE CAN PROBABLY WOW YOU WITH HIS HEARTFELT AND SOULFUL TAKE ON ‘CHOPSTICKS’ WHEN HE’S DONE. 

I GRADUATED FROM JUILLIARD, SO THIS IS MAURICE RAVEL’S ‘GASPARD DE LA NUIT’. PLEASE SHOW SOME RESPECT AND STOP EATING UNTIL I’VE FINISHED.

There’s something fairly disturbing about this picture